Since we founded the Economic Illiteracy Support Group we’ve been hard at work setting up the structures and procedures we’re going to need in the year ahead. It’s an election year, so it’s going to be busy.
We’ve constructed our underground headquarters in the wilds of Matamata, recruited essential staff members and commenced the 24/7 scan of the Interwebs for economic stupidity. We’ve even calibrated our patented high-performance Moron Filters to ensure that Don Nicolson from Federated Farmers doesn’t overload the system with his dumb-ass column in the Sunday Star Times each week.
So we’re now officially in business and planning our first intervention, scheduled for this week. We think there’s a ripe and juicy target in Wellington that’s currently pegging the newly installed Stupid-ometer in to the red-zone. So stay tuned!